Gophers

Mother Gophers must love their gopher young, right? Badgers and coyotes love gophers...on a Ritz, perhaps? I do not appreciate gophers. They are my enemy. I long for the gentle thumping Gophernator2000. Every grape farmer knows that Caddyshack was no comedy. Caddyshack is a tragedy. We understand. Go get them Carl Spackler...never give up...